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She was 34. But she didn't look 34.
So I went to Highlands on Saturday night with a couple of non-community friends. It actually was a pretty uneventful night. It actually wasn't as crowded as it normally is so the number of hot girls was pretty low and there were no viable sets on the upper floor lounge area where I usually stake out, so my cousin and I just chilled in a booth. My cousin then started drunk calling people.
Then this tall, skinny blonde shows up with her friend and sit in the booth next to us where some of her other friends are sitting. She sits on the edge of the booth and her other friend stands outside the booth to talk to all the people in the booth.
A huge, muscle-bound guy walks by them and the friend standing on the outside starts making fun of the guy after he walks past by holding her arms out to the side and puffing out her cheeks. I then make the comment that she must really likes those type of guys. She says something about it being gross. The hot blonde turns around and says something that I don't catch. I just smile and nod. My cousin is still talking on the phone...
I figure, the set's already open, so I go over and say, "I'm going to join you guys while my friend talks on the phone." They're all, sure, come on over. The HB says, here, let me scoot over so you can sit down. She moves over, and I sit next to her. Awesome. The friend standing and their other 2 friends are chatting so I'm in mini-isolation with the HB. I start off by asking her age. She tells me 34. I'm like, no way, you only look 24 (she seriously did). She says, that's the beauty of plastic surgery. I pretend not to buy in and go, no way, let me see some ID. She reaches for it, then thinks about it again and says, I don't want to show you my ID, I don't look that good in my ID. Let me see yours if you think yours is all that great. I don't give in to keep control of the frame. So instead, I tell her to guess. She guesses 26, I tell her 24. So she's like cool. She seems to be attracted. She starts commenting about my ring, touching my hand and says that my ring is really cool. She wants to see it so I give it to her to check out. She tries it on all her fingers. It's so much bigger than all of her fingers. I can tell she likes that. She then comments that she likes that it's big and likes guys with big fingers. It's totally on.
I then tell her that her rings are cool also. She tells me that she's had them since she was 13, so I tell her to let me see her hands. I start holding her hands and feeling around (kino). Unfortunately, I didn't know that she had just gotten a Henna tattoo on the underside of her wrist so I kept touching it and she started freaking out and finally said, "Ok, that's enough."
Then her friends enter the set again and say let's all go dance, so we all get up (my cousin included) to go dance downstairs. We follow them downstairs but then they go onto the patio downstairs. I'm like screw this. I got bored already. I think I might have ADHD. I tell my cousin let's go find our friends that we came with, so I just leave the girls and we go find my social circle female friends and dance/chat with them for the rest of the night.
So I went to Highlands on Saturday night with a couple of non-community friends. It actually was a pretty uneventful night. It actually wasn't as crowded as it normally is so the number of hot girls was pretty low and there were no viable sets on the upper floor lounge area where I usually stake out, so my cousin and I just chilled in a booth. My cousin then started drunk calling people.
Then this tall, skinny blonde shows up with her friend and sit in the booth next to us where some of her other friends are sitting. She sits on the edge of the booth and her other friend stands outside the booth to talk to all the people in the booth.
A huge, muscle-bound guy walks by them and the friend standing on the outside starts making fun of the guy after he walks past by holding her arms out to the side and puffing out her cheeks. I then make the comment that she must really likes those type of guys. She says something about it being gross. The hot blonde turns around and says something that I don't catch. I just smile and nod. My cousin is still talking on the phone...
I figure, the set's already open, so I go over and say, "I'm going to join you guys while my friend talks on the phone." They're all, sure, come on over. The HB says, here, let me scoot over so you can sit down. She moves over, and I sit next to her. Awesome. The friend standing and their other 2 friends are chatting so I'm in mini-isolation with the HB. I start off by asking her age. She tells me 34. I'm like, no way, you only look 24 (she seriously did). She says, that's the beauty of plastic surgery. I pretend not to buy in and go, no way, let me see some ID. She reaches for it, then thinks about it again and says, I don't want to show you my ID, I don't look that good in my ID. Let me see yours if you think yours is all that great. I don't give in to keep control of the frame. So instead, I tell her to guess. She guesses 26, I tell her 24. So she's like cool. She seems to be attracted. She starts commenting about my ring, touching my hand and says that my ring is really cool. She wants to see it so I give it to her to check out. She tries it on all her fingers. It's so much bigger than all of her fingers. I can tell she likes that. She then comments that she likes that it's big and likes guys with big fingers. It's totally on.
I then tell her that her rings are cool also. She tells me that she's had them since she was 13, so I tell her to let me see her hands. I start holding her hands and feeling around (kino). Unfortunately, I didn't know that she had just gotten a Henna tattoo on the underside of her wrist so I kept touching it and she started freaking out and finally said, "Ok, that's enough."
Then her friends enter the set again and say let's all go dance, so we all get up (my cousin included) to go dance downstairs. We follow them downstairs but then they go onto the patio downstairs. I'm like screw this. I got bored already. I think I might have ADHD. I tell my cousin let's go find our friends that we came with, so I just leave the girls and we go find my social circle female friends and dance/chat with them for the rest of the night.
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